Which do I listen to first: Sting’s Christmas album, or the Tori Amos Christmas album? Or should I just puncture my eardrums?
Why the hell isn’t Leon Redbone on Twitter?
And now a press release for a movie starring Johnny Gill and Robin Givens. Strange days, indeed.
RT @kittybrains: Buy my album for $2, suckers: http://www.cdbaby.com/cd/elibolin
Peter Gabriel, in case you were wondering, is still out of his shiny little head: http://bit.ly/4GuH2o
Until right this minute, I had no idea Meat Loaf’s daughter was married to Scott Ian.
Just received a press release about a miniature horse expo being held at a NASCAR race in Whitesboro, TX. I guess this is my moment of Zen.
RT @harpers: Dollars spent by Americans annually for packaged cookies: $2,400,000,000 http://harpers.org/x/1984/11/11
I forced myself to listen to the new Creed album and all you got was this lousy column: http://bit.ly/NGl71
RT @jeffvrabel: No one is safe from the Sexy Halloween Costume onslaught. Not even you, Canada. http://bit.ly/3amLXN
Confucius say “Man who wake up at 4 AM should not be so goddamn harried at 8:45.”
Leighton Meester’s publicist just sent me stills from her video shoot, which is a very funny way of admitting no one cares about her music.